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I accept a limited number of commissions on a very select basis. For rates, do drop me a line with details about your project, including size, scope, budget, and timeline.

Reverend JP

As an ordained minister (Universal Life Church), I lead inclusive, modern, unique, reverent, and fun wedding ceremonies. Whether you want a big fat party, a spiritual experience, or both, I create otherworldly celebrations and would be thrilled to bring yours together. 

Bar Top

Professional, personalized bartending services for your private parties, soirées, and events.

Design, Illustration, Fabrication

Need a papier-maché foot for a Facebook commercial? Need a bunch of vampiress puppets for a major studio film? Require a train tunnel for an Amazon ad featuring an office cubicle full of mini snowmen? Want someone to design a selection of tiny helmets for pigeons for a Super Bowl commercial? I can design, illustrate, and make just about anything, and have over 25 years of experience.

I don’t do it for just anyone, but I might do it for you.

Serious inquiries only; references and portfolio available upon request. Please include project details, scope, budget, deadline, and anything else you want me to know in your email.

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